Telemarketing

Last week

Mobile rings ....
Me: Hello
--: Hello, this is XXX calling from XXX bank. Sir, you hold XXX bank credit card, right?
Me: Yes.
--: Sir, XXX bank is offerring you a ready cash of Rs.4,65,000/-
Me: Actually this amount is too small for me.
--: How much amount you are looking for, Sir?
Me: Something like 4 crores....
--: (silence)
--: 4 Crores ????
--: Is any bank offering you that much amount?
Me: No!
--: Then?
Me: If you can offer me 4 lakhs just like that some other bank will give me 4 crores as well :)
--: Ok Sir.
(disconnect)

:)
Today

Mobile rings ...
Me: Hello
--: Hello, this is XXX calling from XXX bank. Sir, you hold XXX bank credit card, right?
Me: Yes.
--: Sir, XXX bank is offerring you a ready cash of Rs.4,65,000/-
Me: Last week only I told you folks that this is very small amount. I am looking for amount like 4 Crores...
--: ccccrore ??????
(hung up)

Nice entertainment right?

Comments

Farah said…
May you live in exciting times
But the "old media" is alive and well here in the former capital of French Indochina.
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Manish said…
That was great response. I should use that as well :)) But the amount the offered me was just 65K and not 4lac 65K. Anyway, that doesn't matter when one wants 4 crores ;)
Mandar Behere said…
I have few more ideas, will share that some time in future :)
Anonymous said…
hahahah... really good! :)
Anonymous said…
kyaa baat hai !!

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