Telemarketing

Last week

Mobile rings ....
Me: Hello
--: Hello, this is XXX calling from XXX bank. Sir, you hold XXX bank credit card, right?
Me: Yes.
--: Sir, XXX bank is offerring you a ready cash of Rs.4,65,000/-
Me: Actually this amount is too small for me.
--: How much amount you are looking for, Sir?
Me: Something like 4 crores....
--: (silence)
--: 4 Crores ????
--: Is any bank offering you that much amount?
Me: No!
--: Then?
Me: If you can offer me 4 lakhs just like that some other bank will give me 4 crores as well :)
--: Ok Sir.
(disconnect)

:)
Today

Mobile rings ...
Me: Hello
--: Hello, this is XXX calling from XXX bank. Sir, you hold XXX bank credit card, right?
Me: Yes.
--: Sir, XXX bank is offerring you a ready cash of Rs.4,65,000/-
Me: Last week only I told you folks that this is very small amount. I am looking for amount like 4 Crores...
--: ccccrore ??????
(hung up)

Nice entertainment right?

Comments

Manish said…
That was great response. I should use that as well :)) But the amount the offered me was just 65K and not 4lac 65K. Anyway, that doesn't matter when one wants 4 crores ;)
April 21, 2006 4:39 PM
Mandar Behere said…
I have few more ideas, will share that some time in future :)
April 21, 2006 4:42 PM
Anonymous said…
hahahah... really good! :)
May 12, 2006 4:47 PM
Anonymous said…
kyaa baat hai !!
June 06, 2006 10:19 AM
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